Monday, September 19, 2016

97 - Frame


Mad Kane's prompt: Frame

A woman, I'll spare you her name,
Had sex while strapped in a frame.
It is an unfortunate fact
That, after the act,
She was stuck, with only herself to blame.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

96 - Retirement plan


Mad Kane's word = "poor"

A harlot who worked the north shore
Learned how to avoid being poor:
You must be completely discrete,
You must be compliant and sweet,
You must take photos of your clients in the raw.

Monday, June 8, 2015

95 - Is that it?

Mad Kane week's word = "Pad"

There once was a keen undergrad
Who invited a girl to his pad.
His erotic hot dreams
Came apart at the seams
When she laughed at him, fully unclad.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

94 - Beer and skittles

As the bill paying time grew near,
The lady stripped off her gear,
She then lay on the table
Until her mate said “Mabel,
The money is to pay for the beer.”

93 - Cover Blown.

A lady who lived home alone
Played games, at night, with her phone.
She danced in the raw,
Behind a closed door,
But, through wi-fi, her cover was blown.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

92 - Six O'Clock Shadow


For Mad Kane's Limerick Challenge.

A lady decided to trim
Her pubes, on bit of a whim.
She went from quite curly
To look ‘little girlie’—
The effect was decidedly grim.

91 - Horsing Around


There once was a lady who whipped
The men with whom she had stripped:
“When it comes to a layer
I prefer a good stayer,
And I geld those poorly equipped.”

Saturday, September 20, 2014

90 - High on a Hill

Once on a hill lived a lonely goatherd
Who had a fling with a lovely Swiss bird.
She gave him a thrill
While high on that hill
But his yodeling was all that the town heard.

89 - Collars & Cuffs


She was greying but wanting to hide it
So she went to a salon that dyed it
She added collars and cuffs
To avoid any rebuffs
From those who were wanting inside it.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

88 - The Illness.


The Illness

To cure it, said the Dr from Saigon,
Chew underwear until it is gone.
But with signs undiminished,
The thong was now finished
Yet the malady lingered on.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

87 - Of lice and men.


A woman had trouble keeping tabs
On the men, who came up for grabs;
So she decided, it’s said,
To only give head,
In the hope of not getting crabs.

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'crabs' = pubic lice.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

86 - The Lift Lady


A man with a depressive disease,
Searched for a 'sadness reprise',
He was in need of a lift
And got a surprise gift
From a lift lady, busting to please.

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