Thursday, July 25, 2013

62 - Passion

The Prompt is Passion.

A woman expressed a deep passion
To receive a serious lashin'.
She longed for hard spanks
On her buttocks and flanks
And thought the sensation was smashin'.

And rejected all thoughts of compassion

While tied in a spread-eagled fashion.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

57 - Scarecrow

A farmer too poor for a scarecrow
Stripped his wife and put her out there so
The continuous encounter
With men wanting to mount her
Scared the birds away from his cornrow.

55 - Cash Up Front

Photo from Lola's Loves
A girl propped up in the door way
In what wives would call a ‘whore way’.
Not just a silhouette
But back-lit and quite wet—
You'll pay dearly should it come your way.

54 - Diaphanous Gown

Photo via Lola's Loves.
A lady in a diaphanous gown
Displayed a bum, firm, plump and brown.
The fellows who saw it
Would instantly adore it,
But to touch would earn them a frown. 

Alternative last line:

And they could touch it for half a crown.

 Hands up all of you who know  what 'half a crown' is.

Friday, June 28, 2013

53 - Chest Cold

A lady more beauty than brain
Bemoaned the cold and the pain.
She mentioned it to the fellas
But none wanted to tell her
That her top had shrunk in the rain.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

51 - The Jolly Roger

Photo pillaged from Lola

A girl who liked dressing in drag,
Joined some pirates, as a bit of a gag.
After a week on the clipper,
Locked away with the skipper,
Said the jolly roger wasn’t just a flag.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

50 - The Perfect Behind

Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.

A fellow was trying to find
The woman with the perfect behind.
He fondled and caressed,
Some hundreds of the best
‘Til he finally went out of his mind.

49 - Sunshine, version 2.

A girl thought she was quite clever,
Standing naked, out in the weather.
The others called it a stunt
But for the boys in the hunt,
The sun shone out of

Saturday, June 22, 2013

48 - Sunshine

A girl with considerable front
Appealed to guys who'd just grunt.
To those that pursued her,
Chased her and wooed her,
The sun shone out of her…whatever.

Friday, June 21, 2013

47 - Going out on a limb

Photo from Lola.

A lass was after a good poke,
And fashioned a dildo from oak.
It was sanded ‘til smooth,
Had the width for the groove,
And a length to make a girl choke.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

46 - Life Saver

Photo from Red Dirt Girl.

CPR from two girls, lightly browned,
To a man who’d just nearly drowned,
Brought him back from the dead.
And they also applied head
To help him, they said, cum around.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

45 - A Formal Occasion

Photo: Snatchly

A lady with lovely red hair
Went to an up-market affair;
When told to acquire
Some more formal attire
Donned a tie and black underwear.