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A lass was after a good poke,
And fashioned a dildo from oak.
It was sanded ‘til smooth,
Had the width for the groove,
And a length to make a girl choke.
A lass was after a good poke,
And fashioned a dildo from oak.
It was sanded ‘til smooth,
Had the width for the groove,
And a length to make a girl choke.
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Hope she did not choke
ReplyDeleteAnd found a good bloke
To give the heave ho
With is small dildo
So she could sleep while getting a poke
The title alone has me laughing on the floor!
ReplyDeleteWith all due respect to the rhyming book cat, perhaps allowing him to attend your master class in limericks (the short course) would help to polish up his effort.
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