Monday, August 5, 2013

64 - Once a knight...

A woman who itched for a fight,
Donned the outfit of a knight.
Her desire was so great
She forgot the breast plate
And was duly impaled on the night.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

63 - Fashioned from Pine

Mad Kane's limerick challenge.

A woman had fashioned from pine
A dildo that managed to combine
The width she desired
With a length that inspired
Pole-vaulters to steal the design.