Monday, January 27, 2014

74 - Australia Day

A woman, patriotically impressed,
Had painted the flag on her breasts.
The men thought it was cute
And rose to salute—
I’m sure you can imagine the rest.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

73 - False Impressions

Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge...

False Impressions

A woman received an advance
From a fellow who wanted a chance
To fondle her breasts,
The ultimate of tests,
To see if they’re really implants.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

72 - Going all out.


Mad Kane has a limerick challenge:


A fellow was going all out
To woo a pretty girl scout.
"I'll buy some of the cookies
In exchange for some nooky…"
But left her with one up the spout.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

71 - Cruel Humour


A lady with humour most cruel,
Made the men all dribble and drool,
When she offered to show
Her crutches for dough;
The warning was in the plural.

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