Friday, February 21, 2014

76 - The Feral Cat

Totally fictional response to 3WW

The Feral Cat

There was a young lady called Di,
In search of an insatiable high.
“My pussy’s gone feral,
Go near at your peril,
It shreds those it considers don't try”

Sunday, February 9, 2014

75 - The Mislaid Maid

For Mad Kane's limericks.

A fellow was feeling afraid
After spending a night with the maid.
While he relished the ride,
She would later confide,
That both she and The Pill were mislaid.