Sunday, July 27, 2014

79 - Ratings Time

For Mad Kane's Limerick Challenge —

A woman was trying to rank
The men who’d lay by her flank—
But she couldn’t decide
If the time of the ride
Trumped the length and the width of their shank.

78 - A little lost.

A lady who caused quite a stir
When seen naked, excluding some fur,
Thought what she should do
Was keep her nipples from view
But wasn’t too sure where they were.