Saturday, August 30, 2014

86 - The Lift Lady

A man with a depressive disease,
Searched for a 'sadness reprise',
He was in need of a lift
And got a surprise gift
From a lift lady, busting to please.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

85 - A Burning Passion

In cooking, she was  clearly a beginner,
With no apron while making her dinner.
And ruefully she learned
More than supper can be burned
But the entrée was clearly a winner.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

84 - Tasty

For Mad Kane.

A girl who developed a taste
To be friendly, rather than chaste,
Was a romp in the bed
But it went to her head
And then it went to her waist.

83 - Pasta Lady

A lady who ate her spaghetti,
Naked, in a small kitchenetti,
Said “I don’t claim to be posh,
There’s less clothing to wash—
I’m not a blonde, I’m a brunetti.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

82 - Therapeutic Macramé

A lady who tended to mope
Tried macramé in order to cope.
She made her own swimsuit
Which some thought was too cute
And largely a waste of good rope.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

81 - Wrestling, of sorts.

 For 3WW

A liberated lady called Claire
Enrolled in a muddy affair.
The fighting was vicious,
The motives suspicious,
And the rules, at best, lasses-faire.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

80 - Deuce!

At a tennis club known to be poor,
Double were played in the raw.
The crowd was excited,
The ball boys delighted,
But the umpires neglected to score.