Sunday, September 28, 2014

92 - Six O'Clock Shadow


For Mad Kane's Limerick Challenge.

A lady decided to trim
Her pubes, on bit of a whim.
She went from quite curly
To look ‘little girlie’—
The effect was decidedly grim.

91 - Horsing Around


There once was a lady who whipped
The men with whom she had stripped:
“When it comes to a layer
I prefer a good stayer,
And I geld those poorly equipped.”

Saturday, September 20, 2014

90 - High on a Hill

Once on a hill lived a lonely goatherd
Who had a fling with a lovely Swiss bird.
She gave him a thrill
While high on that hill
But his yodeling was all that the town heard.

89 - Collars & Cuffs


She was greying but wanting to hide it
So she went to a salon that dyed it
She added collars and cuffs
To avoid any rebuffs
From those who were wanting inside it.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

88 - The Illness.


The Illness

To cure it, said the Dr from Saigon,
Chew underwear until it is gone.
But with signs undiminished,
The thong was now finished
Yet the malady lingered on.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

87 - Of lice and men.


A woman had trouble keeping tabs
On the men, who came up for grabs;
So she decided, it’s said,
To only give head,
In the hope of not getting crabs.

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'crabs' = pubic lice.

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