Saturday, October 4, 2014

94 - Beer and skittles

As the bill paying time grew near,
The lady stripped off her gear,
She then lay on the table
Until her mate said “Mabel,
The money is to pay for the beer.”

93 - Cover Blown.

A lady who lived home alone
Played games, at night, with her phone.
She danced in the raw,
Behind a closed door,
But, through wi-fi, her cover was blown.